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National girlfriend day

by Doc rivers November 17, 2023
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National sex day

Is on the January 1st cause we all know that you and your boyfriend/girlfriend been kissing for new years for them single people asks someone
Today is National sex day ? you down 😏
by that_1_cutie December 31, 2019
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International Disha Day

Every year , International Disha Day occurs on September 1.
She's the new godess of the world and we should worship her this day(and all the other days of the year)
Ayo mistah white it's international Disha day today

Yes jesse ik we need to bake a cake
by Blazed Wolf August 30, 2022
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Valentine's Day Surprise

When you get your significant other pregnant on Valentine's Day without them realizing, (or vise versa getting pregnant without them knowing)

It's a sick prank, but hopefully 9 months later it won't be so bad!
John: "What are you getting Lucy for V-Day, dude?"

Fabio: "Flowers and chocolate! And a Valentine's Day Surprise, but she won't find out about that for a few months."

John: "Yo! I was a Valentine's Day Surprise to my Dad!"
by Smirking and Crying Alone September 29, 2019
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National Jroy Day

A day where telegram users and discord users casually celebrate the life of @TheRealJroyValid Via IG hosted every year on April 16th
Oh no, today is April 16th !? We need to do something it’s National Jroy Day!
by Iambam23 May 24, 2023
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Valentine's Day

The only time where you can buy a ton of chocolate and give it to someone in desperate need of it to cure their depression.
Jon: "Happy Valentine's day, Andy."

Andy: "Ya mean happy National Buy a Bunch of Chocolate for 50% Off day?"
by DinoArms February 16, 2022
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