Valentine's Day

The only time where you can buy a ton of chocolate and give it to someone in desperate need of it to cure their depression.

Jon: "Happy Valentine's day, Andy."

Andy: "Ya mean happy National Buy a Bunch of Chocolate for 50% Off day?"

by DinoArms February 16, 2022

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National Kick Eli Day

November 6th is the day for kicking people named Eli day

'do u want to go kick Eli?'
We'll get told off tho
Don't worry it's national Kick Eli day

by James Greg November 5, 2020

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International say your crush day

International say your crush day is a day where you have to say your crush if its asked but you only say it ONCE and you can only say NO to 5 people

Hey who is your crush
I'm not saying
Well it's international say your crush day

by POO ON JEFF May 12, 2022

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National give your boyfriend head day

National Boyfriend Day is April 19. This is a day to show appreciation your boyfriend and make him feel special. Love him by really showing how much you love him.

Happy national give your boyfriend head day baby, now come over here.

by Michael Robinson April 19, 2023

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National Guadalupe Sucks Joseph’s Dick Day

A day where Guadalupe gets on her hands knees for Joseph’s Shlong.

“Hey Joseph, you ready?”

“Yea, now get down for National Guadalupe Sucks Joseph’s Dick Day.”

by daelynfr May 9, 2024

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No Touching Day

A day that occurs on October 30th where you go a whole day without touching anyone. Not even loved ones.

“Damn.”Kevin
“What’s wrong?”John
“My girlfriend is making me participate in No Touching day. By tomorrow I’m going to end up suffering from touch starvation.”Kevin
“That’s cruel man..”John

by Kyle’s Monster Energy Drink October 29, 2019

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