a day celebrated on December 2nd to celebrate all loryns that are perfect. it is for loryns that are spelt L-O-R-Y-N. i love loryn. she’s perfect. let’s celebrate. #party
did you hear about loryn? she’s so perfection! we should celebrate her every december 2nd for national loryn day! we will celebrate every year
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Get the International Bury Short People Day mug.St Patrick’s Day is a common festivity by the northern people of Djibouti. During these celebrations, males and females dress up in tradiitional green pitfits tailored specially by Patrick, the town’s local sex offender. Patrick then proceeds to piss on the males and females as a blessing for good harvest after the party. In the party, the men and women get together in pairs in their tribes’ tents and proceed with the ritual: the men fill up their mouths with green coloured water and begin to fill up their womens’ vagina with said water. After reaching overfilling, the men then have to sit on their partners’ faces and the women use their tongues to braid the mens’ ass hairs into beautiful patterns. After the braiding, Patrick has to approve the braids and cut them off the men, after which he sticks them to his balls as he is castrated and can’t grow hair on his balls. This celebration is used for good harvest in the coming months as Djibouti’s climate is dry and hard to grow crops in.
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On this day, friends and family gather to ironically honor the intentional avoidance of birthday fanfare—spending time together, enjoying fun, and making memories while officially “not celebrating.”
Traditions:
*Gathering at home with friends and family to share quality time
*Playing games, having a drink, and enjoying activities everyone loves
*Having cake and balloons, but ironically, in honor of not celebrating Deanna’s birthday
*Taking photos, telling stories, and making memories that last forever
*Laughing at the absurdity of celebrating the non-celebration
On this day, friends and family gather to ironically honor the intentional avoidance of birthday fanfare—spending time together, enjoying fun, and making memories while officially “not celebrating.”
Traditions:
*Gathering at home with friends and family to share quality time
*Playing games, having a drink, and enjoying activities everyone loves
*Having cake and balloons, but ironically, in honor of not celebrating Deanna’s birthday
*Taking photos, telling stories, and making memories that last forever
*Laughing at the absurdity of celebrating the non-celebration
“I can’t wait for National Deannavoidance Day this year! Friends, fun, and cake in honor of NOT celebrating Deanna!"
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Billy: Hey, have you heard of buff day?
John:No I haven’t, what is buff?
Billy: Buff means head.
John: Ohhhh I can’t wait to celebrate buff day with Cindy then.
John:No I haven’t, what is buff?
Billy: Buff means head.
John: Ohhhh I can’t wait to celebrate buff day with Cindy then.
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