Blessing day

Every Thursday everyone must give blessing $2.

“Where’s my money”
“What money”
“It’s blessing day”
“Here *gives”

by Rennet August 25, 2021

National hickey day

On may 14 your gf/bf must give you hickeys

Bf: look it’s may 14
Gf: you know what day that is
Bf: NATIONAL HICKEY DAY

by tegan56 May 14, 2022

National bully boyfriends day

On the 28 november

You get to bully your boyfriend or your bestfriends boyfriend

Girlfriend: guess what day it is

Boyfriend: oh no
Bestfriend: oh yes
Girlfriend: national bully boyfriends day!

by Dr. Dates November 25, 2021

national deaf day

during school or other periods ignore everyone or miss hear them on "accident* #4th December 2021

*mum* hey son how are you
*son* huh what sorry I can't hear*
national deaf day

by urmumisagrandpa November 29, 2021

flowers day

August 18th

Give that special girl the love she deserves

Get her the most gorgeous bouquet of flowers and the biggest box of chocolates your eyes have ever seen

70%of women have probably never had flowers or chocolates so prove to yo lady that she's your one and only
Give your girlfriend flowers day

hey it’s Give your girlfriend flowers day

by love fairy August 18, 2022

national neice day

niece
/nēs/

Learn to pronounce
noun
noun: niece; plural noun: nieces
a daughter of one's brother or sister, or of one's brother-in-law or sister-in-law.

hey , have you thought about having me a neice yet. you know national neice day is november 24th ?

nah i haven’t thought about having a neice yet

by avionna mae November 24, 2021

Suck Classic Off Day

Basically this is a day where it's set on August 18th which is my birthday and all I ever ask for is a blowjob from anyone. Requirements are people being 15 years old or 16+. Has to be a girl (Or a femboy)

Classic - ''Yo, it's my birthday which is Suck Classic Off Day!''
Random person: ''Want me to get on my knees?''

by Rick Fork November 6, 2024