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National Dick Pic Day

On October 17 you have to send a dick pic to anyone who asks for one
Josh: Sup bro
Jacob: Send me a dick pic
Josh: Nah bro
Jacob: its national dick pic day you have to
Josh: No shit, dang guess I have to send one
by Homieseggual October 17, 2021
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No Boner Day

On November 30th, the last day of No Nut November, you will not be able to get a boner.
by no boner guy November 11, 2022
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International Bedon's day

Bedon's day is an international holiday that has people celebrate any Deboms existence. Bedon's Day takes place April 11th.
"Bro it's international Bedon's day !"
"How"
(They kissed)
by Emakmu April 7, 2021
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National cum day

Occuring annually on September 24th, this festive celebration celebrates all things cum.
People typically celebrate baking using cum, decorating their houses and streets with cum, and creating cum related artwork.
It also permits men to cum whenever they feel like it during intercourse with zero regret whatsoever
Hey what are your plans this for National cum day?
My friends and I are gonna visit go to the movies, how bout you?
Oh I'm headed to my girlfriends house, her parents have some surprise planned for us
by Probably a doctor September 10, 2021
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National Boyfriend Day

August 5th, the day you show that man of your dreams how much he is appreciated, loved, cared for, and all that is above and beyond. Do everything you can for this boy on this day, anything he needs and or wants, and i mean ANYTHING, including, VIDEO GAMES, free head pass, soapy boobies, WAP, and etc. Now go make him feel special bitches.
“What’d you get your boyfriend on National Boyfriends Day”?

Whatever the fuck he wanted”!

National Boyfriend Day: Showing the man you love your appreciation for him
by dfkdfghusf August 5, 2021
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Today is a free pass to cheat on your man/husband JUST THIS ONCE!!
Defined by: July 9th is National Cheat on your man day!
by tacoboy67 July 9, 2025
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No Wank Day

July 8th is national no wank day for the Bois: anyone who breaks this sacred act on this day is gay, nothing but gay.
Guy 1: dude I just busted over your sister
Guy 2: wtf man it's July 8th!
Guy 1: what!?
Guy 2: it's national no wank day! You're gay 💀
by Jo Dada July 7, 2020
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