April Day

noun. A day that feels like the day after the actual day.

Today feels like a Friday, but it's only Thursday; what an April Day!

by hilarryouz November 3, 2016

National vans day

National vans day Is March 8th so wear your vans which are shoes

National vans day is on March the 8th so wear your vans!!

by Cabella and Shanna March 9, 2019

flowers day

August 18th

Give that special girl the love she deserves

Get her the most gorgeous bouquet of flowers and the biggest box of chocolates your eyes have ever seen

70%of women have probably never had flowers or chocolates so prove to yo lady that she's your one and only
Give your girlfriend flowers day

hey it’s Give your girlfriend flowers day

by love fairy August 18, 2022

No Wank Day

July 8th is national no wank day for the Bois: anyone who breaks this sacred act on this day is gay, nothing but gay.

Guy 1: dude I just busted over your sister
Guy 2: wtf man it's July 8th!
Guy 1: what!?
Guy 2: it's national no wank day! You're gay 💀

by Jo Dada July 7, 2020

Machamp Day

This is the day where you go to memenade's discord server and spam pictures of the pokemon machamp
The day starts on December 22th.

Billy: Hey Larry! Its machamp day!
Larry: ALL HAIL MACHAMP
Billy: ALL HAIL MACHAMP

by unexpectedlastbraincell December 19, 2020

Valentines Day

The day that most of us cry in a corner alone.

Person 1:Happy Valentines Day.
Person 2:k

by Xxx_OpVirgin_xxX February 14, 2019

National grab dick day

April 12th is national grab dick day so bois protect yoself.

Bro protect your junk, its national grab dick day

by Lil dick boi May 25, 2018