Fake names are names that are hilarious and utterly inappropriate in the use of a substitute teacher or kahoot to make everyone laugh
Bro I told the sub that my name was Drew Peacock and he believed it and said"Is there a Droopy cock here? DrOoPy CoCk here? Where is DrEw PeAcOcK? Man that guy just loves fake names
by BigOlCLaps December 5, 2019
Get the Fake namesmug. On the rare occasion when a male is unable to achieve climax during sex he must carefully preform a fake splooge. To properly execute a fake splooge you flip the girl on her stomach, immediately increasing thrust speed while feigning excitement. After approximately 20 seconds at maximum thrust speed, the male withdraws completely from the vagina, utters a deep, guttural groan, hocks an ample loogie on to his unsuspecting partners bare buttocks thus successfully executing a fake splooge.
“After hammering my secretary at work this morning, I went to lunch with my wife. She demanded a quickie in the bathroom, I had no choice but to fake splooge”
by SCbobby222 October 20, 2017
Get the Fake Sploogemug. by Realfacts1 June 29, 2022
Get the Fake friends daymug. a fake bro is a bro who breaks the to vide repeatedly for example telling ur girl ur cheating or getting with ur bros ex
ps fuck you azalea
ps fuck you azalea
by the Flocka July 17, 2022
Get the fake bromug. A young rapper
Who only has one song out. Yes one that’s pretty dumb
He is super fire and I think he needs to drop more music.
Who only has one song out. Yes one that’s pretty dumb
He is super fire and I think he needs to drop more music.
by 𝕌𝕣𝕓𝕒𝕟 𝕕𝕚𝕔𝕥𝕚𝕠𝕟𝕒𝕣𝕪 August 20, 2022
Get the Fake-Smiles-Alwaysmug. When your skiing powder that isn’t that deep, but you drop your hip in so it looks way deeper than it is
Person 1: I heard that there was waist deep snow at the ski hill yesterday
Person 2: I was there, the picture you saw was just someone with fake news
Person 2: I was there, the picture you saw was just someone with fake news
by Yep yep yep yep November 27, 2019
Get the Fake Newsmug. December 5th national date your fake sister or fake brother for a day no regrets you have to date them no cheating
by Lowkeykeen December 4, 2020
Get the National Date your fake sister daymug.