fit it in the cat

to submit a word or phrase to urbandictionary.com

"Hey doesn't "plut" mean a pouty slut? I think so, its not currently in the urban dictionary so you should "fit it in the cat" bro!"

by Hollieful January 18, 2008

cheeky cat

an individual who is excessively silly; funny, happy, extroverted.

You are one cheeky cat Tom!

by The O Dizzle June 27, 2010

Onionate the Cat

The smoking of Marijuana, also known as "Reefer Cigarettes"

Man I needa Onionate the cat, i'm all stressed out from my main bitch givin me sass

by ExtremeMonstercockAnalRaped January 7, 2011

Black Cat

really cool firecracker that is just a bunch of really little firecrackers, strapped together, usually in groups of 5-10.

my friends and i blew up a leftover burrito from taco bell by strapping a black cat to it

by cream of sumyungay October 10, 2005

Cat Farmer

The profession of farming felines in the Canadian Wilderness. A rather hauntingly difficult task, usually done by planting cats in the ground and waiting for them to sprout and thus being able to farm them correctly. Alternatively, you can just let them roam free until they reproduce and be all badass with your cat farm.

I've heard of vegetable farms, cow farms, even zombie farms, but a cat farm?!

So I recently quit my job and became a full time Cat Farmer..

by johnnycomic September 19, 2012

Fingering the Cat

A phrase originating under the Tokugawa shogunate circa 1669 which aptly describes the phenomena of returning home from a long day of collegiate studies and kicking back with a brew followed by crushing a nap. Roughly translated from the original Japanese it means "arousing the lynx" but has been adapted into "fingering the cat" to appeal to the more modern and domesticated variety of feline as well as appear more colloquial to the average collegiate.

Mitch: "Tarnation, Jimmy what in Sam Hill are you doing?
Jimmy: "Not much, I just finished my last class and I'll just be in my room fingering the cat."
Mitch: "I wish you well in that endeavor"
Jimmy: "Bite my cock!"

by Captain Jackoff November 15, 2011

Nigger Cat

fuck you think it mean... niggger!

nigger this.
nigger that.
nigger ate a nigger cat.

by Trevor Kremonas August 22, 2011