Mustard Sock

When you shit in your dads mouth and he sneezes on your ass hairs which you cut off and feed to your mom.

I really hope my son gives me a mustard sock tonight!

by Bonerific Juice Omelet June 10, 2018

super saiyan sock monkey

When a guy is fucking a girl in doggy-style position and without letting her know, he cums in a sock and puts it over her head, he the ties her hands and feet up and cuts a hole in the sock to wear her mouth is. Then he will cum on a banana and shove it down her throat while screaming like a chimpanzee going super saiyan.

Girl: Omg he started to super saiyan sock monkey me!

Friend: What does that even mean?

Girl: Let me come over to your place and I’ll show you!

by uglycrustacean June 11, 2018

Gucci Sock

A high class male hookers anus

Bryce: Last night... Oh my god Jack, Jeralds gucci sock got torn up by his highest paying customer...
Jack: Girllll, you know nothing about my gucci sock then.

by Crunchmo May 19, 2018

Sock babies

People who are smart, creative, sexy, etc. They are basically perfect. They are people who will have others on there knees doing as they wish. They make people drool when they walk by. They are unique. They have good luck. They may be bipolar, stubborn, overly crazy, and just wierd in many unexplainable ways but are loved and respected by all

G.K and C.R (initials) are the most sexiest sock babies, I want to be them.

by Sockbaby2.0 May 20, 2018

Sock babies

People who are smart, creative, sexy, etc. They are basically perfect. They are people who will have others on there knees doing as they wish. They make people drool when they walk by. They are unique. They have good luck. They may be bipolar, stubborn, overly crazy, and just wierd in many unexplainable ways but are loved and respected by all.

G.K and C.R (initials) are the og sock babies, I want to be just like them.

by Sockbaby2.0 May 21, 2018

Meat sock

A wet hollow pipe that sits between a woman’s legs.

Hey dude , i fucked Kassandras meat sock yesterday

Hey isn’t it time you clean your meat sock?

by THE_FUCK! May 23, 2018

crocs and socks

This is when SNL has no better idea for a skit to write so they make one about the ugliest man on earth having on crocs with socks and by wearing this you announce that you are a puppeteer and are really poor.

Mat Shatt wears crocs and socks he really must be a puppeteer

by TheFakeBillCosby May 24, 2018