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Cool Tropics

"Freeze, Squeeze & savor the flavor!" Thats what they say until you squeeze and start making sucking noises.
me: "I love cool tropics. Too bad people keep calling me gay because of it."
by IEXSITSANDCANTFINDAUSERNAME January 10, 2020
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COOL

THE DEFINITION OF CALL IS HOWL#4802 AND REALLY COOL
yo have u seen this discord user
who?
howl#4802
wow their really cool
by notniiko July 5, 2021
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I am cool

You: I am cool
Me: No you’re not
by udtshausbbs November 27, 2021
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Cool hand Luke

When you sit on your hand until it goes dead and then use it to have a wank.
I miss my girlfriend so I’m going to cool hand luke while we’re on FaceTime.
by Patjbg January 11, 2024
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Cool

THE MOST MADDENING RESPONSE IN A MESSAGE

Some may even call it
Dry typing :0

You can be obviously excited about something but THEN someone will open the group chat annnnd...
A: GUYS MY TEACHER SAID IM HIS FAVORITE
B: Cool
A: D: wtf man
by KazzCrow December 8, 2022
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Cool Ratchet

When a person, usually but not limited to a female, is ratchet but not in a way that makes him/her undesirable. The ratchetness adds to his/her charm and makes him/her more adorable.
Damn, Corinne is wild but I like it! She's cool ratchet.
by Corinneisfamous December 11, 2012
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Long Cool Woman

Saturday night I was downtown
Working for the FBI
Sitting in a nest of bad men
Whiskey bottles piling high

Bootlegging boozer on the west side
Full of people who are doing wrong
Just about to call up the D.A. man
When I heard this woman singing a song

A pair of forty fives made me open my eyes
My temperature started to rise

She was a long cool woman in a black dress
Just a 5'9" beautiful 'n' tall
Just one look I was a bad mess
'Cause that long cool woman had it all
I saw her heading to the table
Well, a tall walking big black cat
Charlie said, I hope that you're able, boy
'Cause I'm telling you she knows where it's at

Well, suddenly we hear the sirens
And everybody started to run
Jumping under doors and tables
Well, I heard somebody shooting a gun

Well, the D.A. was pumping my left hand
She was holding my right
Well, I told her, don't get scared
'Cause you're gonna be spared
I've gotta be forgiven if I wanna spend my living

With a long cool woman in a black dress
Just a 5'9" beautiful 'n' tall
Well with just one look I was a bad mess
'Cause that long cool woman had it all
Had it all, had it all, had it all
Had it all, had it all, had it all (she had it all)
by Death Menace May 7, 2023
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