german pilot light

a sexual act that involves using a match or lighter to ignite a fart as the farter is hovering over the other's genitalia.
"She was looking to spice up our sex, so I brought a book of matches to bed and she gave me a German pilot light."
by jtets December 10, 2013
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Jarred Light

N, An invisible ciggarette used to soothe the body and mind. Can be found in, under and around anything. CAUTION: Too many may cause slight retardation.

Note: Jarred Lights cannot be found inside any IKEA on planet earth. Its just not going to happen, sorry...
"So I was at this cool party, and this chick pulled a Jarred Light from her pants, and gave it to me. It was the gateway to my new found love for smoking."
by Larry A. September 10, 2006
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Light the h00ks

Guy 1: Yo bro, gonna light the h00ks tonight. Come thru!
Guy 2: Fo sho homie!
by FreshSunnyB August 16, 2017
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Florescent Light Bulb

Code 1: Shiney bald headeness

Code 2: Dimwittedness

Code 3: Shiney baldheadedness plus Sunburn

Code 4: The Combination of all Three
"Oh my Atlanta Georgia!!!!! Did you see that guy?!?!?! He was definitley a CODE FOUR Florescent Light Bulb!!!!"

"AHHHHH!!! I'm being blinded by the light shining off of that guys head! He needs to put a hat on that Code Two Florescent Light Bulb!!!!"
by Rosaceae & Poaceae June 30, 2011
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Dim Light

Dim Light is the kind of light that comes up after rain or there is a slightly transparent cloud over the sun. Dim Light is the worst type of light.
Dim Light flooded the room, making my skin crawl.
by MadonPurgatory February 01, 2021
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Wax lighting

Wax lighting is a variation of gas lighting but it's done along a long period of time.
"omg Beth's been gas lighting me for years!"

"she's wax lighting you mate"
by Literate Scouser June 02, 2022
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