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Jordan King

Fortnite-aphobic. Jordan hates people who play Fortnite. Also she believes in Bigfoot. Her favorite book is 1984. Her celebrity crush is Karl Marx.
Dude, Jordan King just tossed me her copy of the Communist Manifesto!
by Trippy Asparagus January 16, 2018
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Klapped kings

Big Red and his truck loving gang
Did you see the Klapped Kings roll in to the parking lot like royalty!!
by Steve Clif February 28, 2020
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King of Weebs

If you've ever felt that you're the coolest individual amongst a given group of weirdos and rejects, then you are the King of Weebs. Long may you reign.

It is important to note that watching anime is not necessarily a requirement - but you probably do, or worse yet, pretend you do.

In practice, your company may not be a particularly cool crew - but you feel you'd definately be their Captain, if they needed one.

Critically, it is vital to note that the state of being The King of Weebs is entirely subjective, and in no way exclusive. In an ideal world; we are ALL the King of Weebs. You dont even have to be particularly Based or Red-pilled, but it helps.
"Hey Chad, look at that Warhammer enthusiast bullying that Magic the Gathering player."

"Well he's clearly the King of Weebs. Dont interfere with the hierarchy."
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Stephen King

1: A gigachad writer known for releasing like, a novel a year. Mostly known for his horror, he's also done some sci-fi stuff. He made It, The Shining, and The Shawschank Redemption.
2: A term referring to somebody who writes a lot.
Man did you read the new Stephen King?
Oh she's such a Stephen King.
by The Pasta Man October 1, 2020
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King Fluff

Someone who adheres to the narrative element of wargaming at the cost of being competitive.
That King Fluff's army is awesome but I tabled him in two turns.
by King Fluff October 1, 2020
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King WeaverSong

An active member of the Hollow Knight discord server called The Lifeblood Grove. He is also the king of the Deepnest. He is also a great friend and artist.
King WeaverSong: Anyone want a picture of Alastor?
Memeslord: Sure I want it.
King WeaverSong: Memeslord, are you secretly Alastor?
Memeslord: Yes.
King WeaverSong: I KNEW IT!!!
by Memeslord9000 October 15, 2020
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King Ralph'ed

The act of gaining a promotion or advancing in position, based on the sole fact of being the only available candidate.

In reference to the 1991 Comedy by the same name that features John Candy inheriting the British Crown, by virtue of being the last living blood relative in the line of succession.
"Did you hear about Bob, he just King Ralph'ed the new Team Lead position, even though Joe was way more qualified, Joe got another offer and bowed out.
by Angerisagift18 November 27, 2012
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