Goat Mash

A common situation, experience or every day activity that inexplicably becomes disorganized, confused or grossly fucked up.

We Goat Mashed the other team in gears of war 2

by pureownage54 December 21, 2008

Goat Man

A deity, described as a human/goat hybrid, that resides in every ocean. Known to come out after dark and take unworthy sailors to the bottom of the ocean.

“What happened to John?” “I heard it was the Goat Man that snatched him up the other night.”

by imretnuh April 11, 2021

The Muddy Goat

The act of tucking your package back and in between your legs, right after successfully dropping a deuce and failing to wipe away the remaining poop. This is a more disgusting variation of "The Goat", a move made popular by the cast if the movie "Waiting".

Oh man, Brett just dropped the muddy goat on me when I walked into the bathroom

by the stanky leg April 5, 2009

Goated

The act of being G.O.A.T.E.D: Greatest Of All Time Every Day!

'You are Goated bro'

by YTDEZZA December 3, 2019

Billy Goat

When a man sticks his shaft and balls between his legs while jumping around and making goat noises there for making this the billy goat.

In the shower, Jim performed the billy goat to his teammates therefore making him the goat.

by WillyWanka69 December 6, 2022

James Goat

Spanish name for someone who's torpe (clumsy), cabra (goat) and tonto (silly) but at the same time is completly awesome.

"Omg, Ryan is such a James Goat!"
"You're the goat on James Goat."

by Ofthewhitesea November 14, 2015

goat

Tom Brady

Tom Brady is a goat. As a matter of fact, he is the greatest in all of sports.

by arsalanr28 February 9, 2019