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Free kick merchant

Is a person who cannot do anything on the pitch but score magnificent set piece goals.
A: What a goal from Ward-Prowse! We bangs another magnificent one!

B:Insane goal from him. But still, he's only a free kick merchant.
by Tommathy Simons December 11, 2023
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flat free

When you're a baller and all of the women in your lineup have a bra size of C or bigger. You're flat free at that point.
Yo my boy, I heard you're single again and all your numbers are flat free.
by bored321 January 3, 2017
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Flare Free

Anti-inflammatory gluten, dairy, sugar, corn, soy free comfort food that won't cause autoimmune flare-ups.
My knee pain went away since eating Flare Free!
by cheflrod August 10, 2022
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free dollars

When the patron of a store shoplifts items instead of purchasing them.
How much was that? It was cheap...only free dollars lol.
by mmeez March 22, 2019
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Free Willy

A mockumentary that derisively details the sordid happenings of the infamous Clinton/Lewinsky scandal which involved "Free Willie" (as in, Clinton's disgracefully-uninhibited sexual behavior implied that he selfishly considered himself to be a "free man" {unattached bachelor}, since he was not honoring his wedding vows of monogamy to Hillary), and how he was being "free" (bold and brashly unrestrained, and not just with Monica, but with goodness knows HOW many other ladies --- think, the "Honk if you **haven't** slept with Clinton" bumper sticker) with his "willy" (defining explanation unnecessary :P). He was never known to charge anything for his "services", either, and so access to his "willy" was "free" for all of the ladies.
As many women as Free Willy has done da ol' bouncy-bouncy with, there could be a movie-history-making number of sequels (Free Willy 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, etc.).
by QuacksO July 29, 2017
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Fuck Free Zone

A place in the office where sex with hookers are off limits. The origin is from the Wolf of Wall Street, Staring Leonardo DiCaprio and Jonah Hill, directed by Martin Scorceses.
During the hours between 9 and 6 Straton-Oakmont was a Fuck free Zone.

-Jordan Belfort
by Viscount Druitt January 9, 2023
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bully free zone

An area or zone in which students are trying to have fun but are stopped by GSnydz
Leyla: someone send Sophia to the gulag
Greg: come on guys this is a bully free zone
by Come@MeGreg May 29, 2019
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