EMILY

IT IS THE YOUNGER VERSION OF OUR MOST BELOVED "KAREN"

EMILY: I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU GOT MY ORDER WRONG! I COME TO GET COFFEE HERE EVERY DAY! I NEED A NEW ONE, MY MONEY BACK, I NEED TO SPEAK TO YOUR MANAGER, AND YOU BETTER BELIEVE I'M GOING TO BE TWEETING ABOUT THE HORRIBLE CUSTOMER SERVICE!

EMPLOYEE: OKAY MISS THAT'S FINE.

*SHE LEAVE*

EMPLOYEE: WHAT A FUCKING EMILY.

by JMART.ZZ November 20, 2020

Emily

Remember when you said you love me on the internet when we were 12 years old. Those little things were lifeboats to me when I was lost at sea hoping to kill myself because nobody loved me who was my type and such. I hope we never meet in person because I will never be happy again taking concerta and I feel like I live in nazi germany for that reason your judgmental eyes hate me and erroneously believe yourselves superior by sabotaging my life and I will never succeed in my life for these reasons.

Emily: yeah I thought about that too
Stupid: No you didn’t because you had a good life and I didn’t go fuck yourself you dumb white woman

by Oceaneyesoceaneyesoceanemily April 6, 2025

emily

The most basic white girl name. Always a pick me. sincerely, an emily.

“omg emily ur so quirky 🤪”

by emilya329 January 31, 2023

Emily

I’m going to kill myself this week before April 10th and I want you to know that you are the reason why. Thank you for knowing me online. I love you but I can’t keep living like this so I’m going to kill myself by jumping headfirst off of my roof like Liam Payne.

Emily
You
Are
A
Dumb
Cunt

And
I’m
Going

To

Kill

Myself
You
Minnesota
Hooker
From

Pawnee
Indiana

by Oceaneyesoceaneyesoceanemily April 6, 2025

Emily

emily is the best girlfriend ever. she always see's the positive in life and never leaves your side. You should let her know how much you love her. No matter where u are in life she will always be by your side to give you a shoulder to cry on or give you a round of applause she gets very sensitive when she see's her loved one's in pain and if she ever falls in love with someone u should never let her go. you mean the world to her.

Boy:- i have a gf emily
person 1:- you are the luckiest person ever

by Granha August 21, 2021

Emily

Emily is a red-haired, freckle covered bitch who shoves granola bars up your ass.

“Did you guys hear about that Bitch Emily? She totally shoved a granola bars up Zach’s ass.

by Powersmash April 25, 2025

emilie Campbell

Emilie Campbell is a shy girl who loves dogs. She loves caring for people and is normally the mother of the group and loves to watch anime.
She normally has stuff going on at home but never lets it show.
She is the most mature and childish person ever.

She is fun and is a great friend to have.

"Hey who's that in the corner "
"Oh that's Emilie Campbell "

by LittleWerdio May 22, 2021