spray-tan dump

When you ask your girlfriend who has cheated on you with 4 or 5 guys, and has admitted to eating two of her ex's assholes, to have anal sex, and you stand on the bed and piss on her, dump her, and taze her with a 1,000,000 volt from cabela's in the back, pre-emptively, and file a restraining order against her.

I spray-tan dumped Kimberly last night because I found out from one of the guys on the baseball team that she did a tug-brothers with Nick and Paulie.

by thechri5 March 1, 2019

Rock Dump

When a poop is extremely hard to push out. This is interrelate to its size and some believe they are commonly smaller then average turds.

The man sat on the toilet for hours with a bad case of rock dump. After hours of dismay he was rewarded by a couple small turds smiling back up at him. Today he had done his due diligence.

by The Man Stan April 21, 2015

disrespectful dump

Whenever you are on the toilet and you get done taking a shit and without flushing you masturbate and drop your load in the same dirty toilet water.

Hey Steve, you ever just so lazy and horny you take a disrespectful dump?

by OtakuGuy95 April 28, 2023

base dumping

When someone takes a poop or a "dump" off of a really tall building.

Person 1: let's do something fun. Person 2: like what? Person 1: how about we go base dumping

by Kadin Ellis December 10, 2015

Dump Eagle

Seagull. Any dump is surrounded by seagulls.

I had to take a load of trash to the dump today and I almost got crapped on by a flock of dump eagles.

by anonymous April 21, 2023

hump dump

The act of defecating during sexual intercourse.

I took a hump dump while Erick was hitting it from behind

by Kyskee August 22, 2017

classic dumps

classic dumps is referred to as ferry

yo these classic dumps are ferry

have you seen them?

by deez nutz are real June 4, 2021