Edward Burns

The burning sensation that you feel in your Vagina when you have not had your share of Edward Cullen for the day.

Very similar to a yeast infection, except to cure the Edward Burns you must immediately read twiporn or watch Twilight.

by Honolulu Girl November 07, 2009

Don’t burn the birthday boy

A phrase used when someone puts down someone who is happy about

Person 1-“hey guys i got a new dog im so happy” Person 2-“Why is it so ugly” Person 3-“Come on dude, don’t burn the birthday boy”

by useful duck June 11, 2025

Reece Burns

Reece burns is an uncircumcised looser and his pp looks like a tootsie roll still in its rapper.

Yo look like Mr. Reece burns with ur uncormcized pp

by Reece Burns October 26, 2019

#burn

When you roast somebody and then you are like, "OOF #BURN!!!"

"If you see 2 people talking and one looks bored, he's the other one. #BURN!!!"

by Minnowfang February 24, 2019

Rudy Burns

Giuliani hair dye that's actually runny Kmart shoe polish

Rudy Giuliani stepped to the lectern to illegally sabotage America's electoral process and began to sweat profusely. the next moment the Rudy Burns began forming on his diseased cheeks, looking like shoe-polish sideburns and helping create forever Internet memes.

by Uncle Joosie November 20, 2020

The 3rd Degree Burn Shuffle

When you suffer 3rd degree burns, but want 1st degree fun! It can only be performed if said person has 3rd degree burns (Obviously). Generally, you can only do this with the burns located on your cock. First, take your clothes off, then squat and shuffle side to side while screaming in pain

Darryl burn his cock doing “ extracurricular activities “ an did The 3rd Degree Burn Shuffle

by Mr.CockBlender January 04, 2023

Brain Burn

The opposite of brain freeze, for when you eat something spicy.

That bowl of spicy ramen gave me brain burn.

by FartsAreEasy February 28, 2024