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Real Malfets

Satanic sect located in Burkina Faso. They are characterized by dark humor and their star position, which they recreate wherever they go.
They feed by hunting small specimens of pikens and ñolis.
When you see a group of people forming a star position the best you can do is run, maybe it is the last thing you see.
Look! Real Malfets position! Run!
by Royal Catalan Academy November 23, 2021
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Real estate

A crisis makes a lot of people a lot of money. You would think people looking to make money in real estate would want a crisis to go on for a while, to get more and more people paranoid enough to buy houses spaced a half mile apart somewhere.
The virus crisis is something people involved in real estate love, but it's going to fuck traffic up in areas that were once out in the country for everyone else, including the people moving out to these areas from densely crowded cities.
by Solid Mantis November 25, 2020
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Real

The words a man speaks when he’s at his limit
that tiktok was real
by Literally_Ryan_Gosling July 14, 2023
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Sending it's real

Sending it's real. That's a good send.
by Neptunesounds October 2, 2021
mugGet the Sending it's realmug.
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Person 1: level 5 gyat rizz livvy dune rizzing up baby gronk ice spice what the dog doin skibidi toilet in real life only in ohio we go jim zyzz creatine alpha sigma cuh dey boad
Person 2: kys ni
by kisuuuuuu December 23, 2023
mugGet the level 5 gyat rizz livvy dune rizzing up baby gronk ice spice what the dog doin skibidi toilet in real life only in ohio we go jim zyzz creatine alpha sigma cuh dey boadmug.

real men

and real men dont eat bc theyre above taht DAMN IT
by that wierd faggot June 25, 2021
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A Real Dumb bitch

A bitch who don’t know what the fuck the FBI is or thinks you can bleach your hair black
by Hahbitchigotchu October 3, 2018
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