Sandblasted Windshield

When providing oral sex to your female partner. She will let out a large fart spraying fecal matter into your eyeballs.

When tounging my girlfriend from behind. She gave me a sandblasted windshield.

by Skauterino December 17, 2019

Romeo window

1. a window, usually on the first or second floor, that can be easily accessed from the outside by thieves/asshole men.

2. A window so low and accessible that your boyfriend/girlfriend/non-binary life partner can sneak into your room without breaking a sweat

I just moved into this first floor apartment with these huge- ass Romeo windows. I'm either gonna need some window grates or a shotgun.

by Pop up witch December 26, 2019

Louboutin-window

The theory when you give a lady a pair of expensive designer shoes (e.g. Christian Louboutin, Jimmy Choo or Salvatore Ferragamo) she is willing to do any (sex-related) actions for the next 24 hours.

Hey Joe, you look like you had some last night. Hey bro, my lady bought some Lou's yesterday and thus the Louboutin-window kicked in so she sucked my cock this morning.

by Die Rooie December 28, 2019

Skin window

The part of a dolls legs between her sexy high boots and fancy dress

You see that skin window on that pocket ninja.

by Things and stuff February 23, 2020

The window theory

When he cums out of the window after the intercourse to dodge gettin her knoucked up

A pal: why don't u get a son man?
Him: im doin the window theory dwag.

by The window theory April 15, 2020

Microsoft WindowsNT Workstation 4.0

A babey that is made to live and be happy.
dont ask

1. " Hey bro, ever heard of Microsoft WindowsNT Workstation 4.0 "
" You mean the babey? "
" .. "
2. " Microsoft WindowsNT Workstation 4.0 is cute, and you can't deny it. "
3. " Microsoft WindowsNT Workstation 4.0 is trash. "
" **pulls knife out** whatcha said? "

by Bloxxin&Chilling#6185 April 26, 2020

matthew windsor

a type of male who thinks his dick game is strong but in reality he’s a rabbit in the bed. he wants to fuck any bitch with legs and his famous line is “lemme come over”

girl #1 - Matthew Windsor texted me last night and said “lemme come over” . I think he likes me

girl #2- dont feel special, texted me the same thing and asked to tap

by Lil boat 2000 May 26, 2020