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phone tree plea

The process of requesting, typically through a social media outlet, that all legit friends and family call or text you with their numbers because your cellphone lost its contact due to damage or a software malfunction.
"Dude, why didn't you call me back yesterday?"
"I dropped my phone in the toilet and my contacts disappeared. Didn't you see the phone tree plea in my Facebook status?"
by wordmaestro September 16, 2011
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2 birds on the tree

A drunk man seeing 2 birds on a tree
Drunk man: "I'm not drunk, I can clearly see the 2 birds on the tree"
Police: "..There's no bird on the tree, are you a drunk man? This is a classic, a drunk man seeing 2 birds on a tree!"
by Klockoline October 13, 2023
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Someone else's bonzai tree

Especially relevant in big companies. When you develop an intricate, sought after skill set, but never rise to the level that was possible from your early potential, that may have been/still could be achievable elsewhere.
Zach has a PhD from an ivy league college, and has built enviable experience, but has never risen above director level in the blue chip company he works for. He's become little more than someone else's bonzai tree, and should probably leave, in order to become a red wood.
by RandyRhoads84 October 23, 2023
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tree id

some fucked up person in nyc decided trees need ids
person 1: did you check it's id?
person 2: what the fuck is a tree id?
by nclguy01 October 23, 2023
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Fell out your tree

lost your mind; got another thing coming; think twice
Friend: can you give me a ride to the bar?

Me: you done fell out your tree if you think I'm doing that without gas money!
by Collins37 October 25, 2023
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blue trees

"look! there are blue trees on that mountainvolcano!"
by kiodawalf October 25, 2023
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tree called tart

treakle tart mispronounced
by xdr5t3evq3q October 27, 2023
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