Thomas

An anti-social fellow who has definitely been called "Thomas the Train" a good number of times in his life and yet strives on 'cause he's so goddamn smart, like hello who gave him the *right-*

"Hey Thomas! How are you?"
"How aren't I?"
"..."

by AnUnravelingUnknown April 4, 2023

thomas mcgee

The fugliest, fattist most stupid person you will ever meet.

Person 1:He is such a thomas mcgee.
Person 2: You just read my mind.

by yolomun January 22, 2015

Introduce John Thomas to Aunt Flo

Having sex with a woman who is having her period.

Ugh ... my girlfriend just got her period, so now I gotta introduce John Thomas to Aunt Flo tonight!

by MarioCBreeze August 6, 2024

Thomas

The most sexiest beast in the world.
Has huge penis
Great in bed😏
But procrastinates a lot
And is dumb but gets lucky so he's smart

Wow is that Thomas! He's so dumb he's hot!

by ThomasSexyBoi November 22, 2021

Thomas

A crusty old man that smells of out of date mayonnaise.

''What's that smell?''
''Oh, it must be Thomas''

by MayoMan69 November 27, 2021

Thomas Solomon

My ex boyfriend who goes to Bonita high

I love Thomas solomon

by Thomas Solomon December 8, 2021

Thomas

Thomas is a FUCKING AMAZING person and best of all, and he's a handsome boyfriend and soon to be husband !!<#

Thomas is an amazing person, no one can say otherwise

by PPopppii August 25, 2022