Willy Wonka

A white wanker

Other terms: willy wanka, wonky wonka, wonky willy, et

That wanker is such a willy wonka

by Cokeface March 14, 2021

Chilly Willy

A typical initiation in interior Alaska for new military members joining their a work team. The initiate is bought a shot of 100 proof rumpleminze along with a bottle cap full of the same accompanied with a straw. They then snort the bottle cap of rumplemimze and take the shot.

Welcome to hell literally froze over just like this Chilly Willy.

by Joby Roby November 4, 2021

Wanna see my willy?

Something a little sqeaker will tell you when he thinks he's gone through puberty but his dick is only big because all his brain cells are stuck there.

Timmy: Wanna see my willy?
Koit(youtuber): Eww no, I'll make a new winky song about it.

by ☆★Midas★☆ January 19, 2022

Willy touch

when you touch a mans willy towel you have willy touch stay away from people sithit

Kanye has the willy touch

by willy touch woman September 24, 2021

willy crum

a piece of dried semun that falls off the tip of your penis

steve: "hey joe, what's this all over your bed?"
joe: "eh, just some willy crums left over from last night"

by pimp daddy II May 11, 2013

Wet Willy

When some one places there ejaculate phallus into the preffered genders ear

I gave Janet a wet Willy with out her consent and now she is suing me and I am registered

by Chloe Kimberly August 2, 2023

willy wonka method

A method used when you need quick improvement: you take a break and go wonk your willy, and come back stronger than ever.

Patrick was getting his ass beat in ranked, so he used the willy wonka method and demolished the competition.

Thomas scored perfectly on the exam because he used the willy wonka method before taking it.

by Morten Kosher Salt October 27, 2023