Riki Snake

A weiner at half-mast or a semi-erect boner. As Boyz II Men noted in their classic jam, Motownphilly, it's not too hard, not too soft.

Dude, I was doing sit-ups yesterday in really loose boxers, and I totally got a riki snake.

by Telemok Chedar November 6, 2012

Snake AIDS

The disease you get from smoking halfies on the ground, a term popularized in this context by beloved internet smoker Jacob Jones

“I’d love to smoke that ciggie on the ground over there but I don’t wanna get snake aids ykwis”

by queenofcringe April 27, 2024

Rachel the snake

This girl will tell you the tests are hard AF but she scores a 99% on it while everyone else gets 50%.

She will cover her test in times of need and basically you are screwed over by Rachel the snake.

The test was so hard even Rachel the snake failed it.

by eliemerson November 1, 2018

Faking the Snake

To add in a small specific detail into a lie in order to make your lie seem more convincing.

I thought the story he was telling was legitimate, then he added some random useless information to make the story seem more believable, then I knew he was faking the snake.

by PhoneticPhoenix November 2, 2017

Snake

A wily conniving person-- they often hold government positions

Guy 1: Did you see the governor's kid, Hill
Guy 2: Ya he lives in the land of the snakes

Guy 1: Pshht, what a scrub

Guy 2: Boi, I bet he lives in the palace of a snake

by snake101 April 17, 2017

snaking the hole

When someone abruptly shoves their fist through your armpit indicating how much they would love to fist the hell out of your man vagina until you scream rape.

Man 1: What a great day. Guy 2 snakes guy 1's hole. Guy 1: take that bitch. Guy 2: god damn it not again. STOP SNAKING THE HOLE BLAKE.

by panda poop nuggets February 15, 2018

Snake

1. An animal
2. a backstabbing goon
3. the main character of the metal gear games

1. The zoo have the best snakes
2. Micah Bell is a rat boy snake
3. Snake is going on a mission in Afghanistan

by T473N February 22, 2021