Drake Snake

My girlfriend left me after seeing it.

Person 1: *vigorously beating it*
person 2: im breaking up with you
person 1: why
person 2: drake has a fatass cock and

you dont. (drake snake)
THE END

by mygirlfriendleftmefordrake May 28, 2024

Oiling the snake

The act of lubing one's penis for manual stimulation or sexual intercourse.

I don't like to jerk off dry so I'm oiling the snake.

by CallMeBB November 23, 2024

Snake Water

Dog Water But Snake.

Brooooooo he's literally Snake Water.

by Snake Water February 13, 2021

Snake

Basically, the 69 position in other words.

Yoo, me and my girl did the snake last night!

by anonymous November 24, 2024

Snake

Kevin Durant

Kevin Durant is a snake

by mrbangzz June 14, 2018

Snake dust

When the lucky participant is able to snake dust off of slims snake. They will need to have a smoke and regroup.

Hey Jen this chick just came to snake dust me, you in?

by Old lady24 July 28, 2022

stabbing snake

referring to a man's penis

Franny is so fine, I want to introduce her to my stabbing snake.

by hippy29 December 15, 2011