Smoke's Law

A street law that gets the average rate for a female . Rate a girls face. Rate her body. Add those two numbers up and divide by two.

" If you use smoke's law for her bro , her face is an 8. Her body is a 10. 8+10 is 18. Divide it by two and that's 9! Overall she is a 9 bro ! "

by Ksmoke January 14, 2016

Smoking dog shit

The act or use of inhaling fumes emitted from heroin.

Aye man whats the move tonight?? Just regular stuff, prolly gon be smoking dog shit

by Kengor November 25, 2020

smoke

Nrgu's gf

-Bro nrgu got a gf
-Yeah i know, its just catfish that guy called smoke

by Zerachel March 24, 2024

The Devil May Cry Series Is About Do It Yourself Smoke

The Devil May Cry Series Is About Do It Yourself Smoke

The Devil May Cry Series Is About Do It Yourself Smoke

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 23, 2025

Smoke House Door

When you are doing anal and you pull it out the butt lips pucker, shake and then a small amount of smoke is released.

I was bangin that back door and when i pulled it out that smoke was rolling out like a smoke house door

by Ryan America March 29, 2024

<.7.9.7.6.>I SMoked YOur Back<.7.9.7.6.>

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by Adujasty343 May 25, 2025

Murphy's Law of Cigarette Smoke

"No matter how many times that you and a smoker change places/locations while spending time together outdoors, the breeze is always gonna switch around and waft the tobacco-fumes directly past your face."

I absolutely totally love my new middle-aged lady-friend, but we both go absolutely crazy trying to avoid bothering me with the smoke whenever she needs a cigarette while we're going for a rowboat-ride or woods-trail hike --- sounds like a classic case of "Murphy's Law of Cigarette Smoke"!

by QuacksO August 2, 2018