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country music singularity

The point at which after listening to enough country music, different songs start sounding the same. Sometimes you start singing one song only to notice that you're singing an entirely different song 10 seconds later.
Guy 1: "Hey man nice country music mix! The songs all blended together"
Guy 2: "Wait. Those were separate songs?"
Homeless guy: "It's the country music singularity. Just like the BIBLE says! RWEWER THE END IS NEAR!"
by jedandred February 9, 2015
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apple music lover

literally the coolest ppl alive
yes u have to pay but its just better than spotify even Spotify premium
woah who's that she's literally so cool
oh thats elise she's an apple music lover!
coollllllllllll
by iliketomunchontoes October 16, 2023
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j music central

"do you know who i am? im j music central bitch!"
by bridgettttt May 4, 2021
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Musical Protection Program

Discovering and protecting a great song from the Mainstream. This is rarely works to its full effect. Known effects of said song hitting the Mainstream include but is not limited to: Explosion over radio and public replaying the song until brain cells start to deteriorate, Mindless twats uploading Vines of the song for the sole proof of experiancing the music, Allowing douchlets to use the song for their own image thus evolving into their ultimate form as douchinaters
"Cinema is a pretty shit song"
"It wasn't always like that, it was ok before it was destroyed by the Mainstream"

"Too bad there was no Musical Protection Program"
by Kaiox February 14, 2014
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middle-ground music

When two friends with different musical interests come together to find a genre or artist(s) that fit both of their tastes at the same time
Hey, you know how you love metal and I like VOCALOID? I found some good middle-ground music by this artist called Utsu-P!
by KazuKazu August 3, 2020
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Music Video Bullshit

When there is dialogue or silence in the beginning of a music video
Hey let's listen to I Knew You Were Trouble by Taylor Swift

Yeah but make sure it's audio only as the video has Music Video Bullshit
by GetRekt69M8 December 13, 2017
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Country Music Listener

(Derogatory) How the hell do you listen to this god forsaken genre of music? Stop, please, I beg.
Your friend Jean is a Country Music Listener I don't think I feel comfortable with you going over to their house ever again, for your ear's safety
by Actual Concerned Ctzn October 20, 2021
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