King Salami

The one with THE BIGGEST COCK, The KING of the wang!

That dude from the Old School is the King Salami.

by stingraytat2 November 27, 2009

King Bob

Man of the ladies and the Men and lasts as long as the letters in his name

King Bob lasts the 7 mins of heaven he needs to

by RAMigo April 22, 2022

king of the cone

Where every man goes hell For lether with a young shamdoll sitting next to him that he met in pulse the night before once every year during Donegal rally diffin around a cone in a trd kitted is200 Lexus thinking he’s the champ because he’s a buckfast sticker over his sunstip made from buckfast

Thomas:Where you at king of the cone

Dominick: aye young sir blew the head on me tezz while hitting her off the limiter for a good solid 25 minutes

by Buckymadman September 27, 2018

Logan King

A ginger who associated with furry alt girls
but prefers ethan zits (a blonde gay). he
likes to yell and abuse women. he also
never stops talking.

bestie I: do you know ethan and logan?
bestie 2: logan king?

by baldi123 November 14, 2021

King Julien

King Julien is a nickname for your friend Julianne. Only her true friends call her King Julien. You wish you were close enough to Julianne to call her King Julien.

"Hey do you know King Julien."

by derek9737270 September 4, 2021

King Kenneth

Taking such a huge dump that it piles up above the water line...almost shaped like King Kenneth sitting on a throne.

Jake: Taking that King Kenneth after 3 days of no-go was the best feelin' in the world!!!!

John: No kidding, I know how you feel! Let's go to da buffet now for another round!

by AK10 May 22, 2014

Staff of Kings

A sacreligious yet amusing sex act, performed by a man slapping his partner on the face with his penis while reciting passages from the King James Bible.

"Heh heh, good thing I found that spare Bible. I haven't given Jessica a Staff of Kings in a while!"

by Jonny Humphries December 26, 2008