A Jake Brightman

The act of pretending your casually in love with your girlfriend but you're actually an obsessed stalker who sniffs her when you hug.

Person 1: did you just see that guy sniff his girlfriend?
Person 2: he's such a Jake Brightman

by SweetNips69 March 8, 2017

jake bragg

An apsolute fuck that lives in rhapsody victoria and loves chilling with the hyland (hytown) homies. He has lots if susy tricks up his sleave and is a pretty good sulker. BetaCuck!!!

Anyone know that jake bragg kid? Yeah hes sus

by John mcgangstebdbd March 14, 2017

Jake the Snake

A fraud dean who betrayed the entirety of the student body of my school. He rather us die walking there than give us the day off in a month where we don't have any.

Student 1: Yo did Morris send out announcements?

Student 2: Yes Jake the Snake on that bs right now.

by StopJake2017 April 2, 2017

Jake Gise

Hottest guy at west with the best body and can hit any girl he wants . Pretty much a pimp

Emma hess told me she wants jake gise to hit her already

by Jawnt March 16, 2017

jake

a white kid whos mom started fucking with a black guy named tyrese after her second marriage failed , he hears his mom getting pounded every night , he plays basketball, has one black friend , lives in the suburbs , and hates his mom

jerome: aye jake whos that black guy in the benz that picks you up from school ?

jake: thats my moms boyfriend his name is tyrese

jerome: oh thats what shes into ..... i knew it too !

jake: what do you mean ?

jerome: mann shut yo ass up and just hand her my number for me , or matter fact just give me her number real quick

by takeyabitchandhititquick May 28, 2016

Jaked

When a baby/toddler/small child takes, destroys, loses or hides your stuff (usually on purpose)

Oh shit dude! What happened to your xbox games? (Games are strung all over the floor while baby brother runs away laughing)

'Dude I just got Jaked!"

"Why didn't you answer your phone?"
"I couldn't. I got Jaked. Can't find the damn thing anywhere!"

by mumof8 October 4, 2016

Big jake

A fun loving giant sized teddy bear, with long hair and a scrappy beard, he is the biggest stoner you will ever meet Drives a big green van ( usually called the shaggin wagon) works at an italian restraunt to make up for his small sized dick and will repeatedly ask his friends mom to have sex with him.

Bro your mom is hot, maybe she will come smoke with me in the shaggin wagon (big jake)

by Lary the lobster May 3, 2018