internet banking

see barclays, but surfing the web.

sorry mom, i know casualty is on, but i need to do some internet banking.

by iain May 19, 2004

internet-surfers

Some people freak out at a comment, or comments and get all defensive, internet surfers that is.

Wow I kind of was in a shocked disposition over that internet-surfers attack or comment, eh that's the internet.

by take off your pants and jacket December 8, 2009

Internet hell

Most sites on the internet suck balls, but there are 7 that suck so bad they can be considered circles of internet hell:
-Reddit
-Tiktok
-4chan
-twitter
-deviantart
-furaffinity
-facebook

So basically, the only major social site that isn't a shithole is Discord

Guy on discord: "can I post furry yiff in this server?"
Other guy: "go back to internet hell"

by Kurīmīierō March 13, 2022

Internet

The internet is the mass worldwide network of computers that you happen to be connected to. NOT THE WORLD WIDE WEB.

If you call the Internet the same thing that the Web 0is, you're a n00b!

by The Awesome ME! October 18, 2008

Internet identity

When some one you know, just met, co-worker, etc. Acts, talks,types, or jokes differently online then they would in person.

Guy#1 hey can i add you on facebook

Girl#1 sure here you go

Later on......

Girl#1 this guy i met added me on face-book

Girl#2 oh yeah whats he like?

Girl#1 well he was so cool irl but when he talks to me online he's seems really different... i cant understand why.

Girl#2 Ahh! that poser That's his "Internet identity" its just a front he doesn't have the guts to talk to people that way irl so he does it online.

by G-baby007 April 16, 2010

internet

how the fuck could you not know what the internet is?

i'm a dumbass who don't know what the internet is.

by bobby meldan March 10, 2015

Internet Becky

An online nosy person that gives athoritive demands without having authority. They typically reply to comments online with snark remarks and act superior because they feel that some type of authoritive figure will support them, usually a moderator.

Internet becky enters random online conversation: "this isn't the appropriate place to talk about this. Post it somewhere else or i'll report you"

by GlassTop February 4, 2019