GOAT

Greatest Olympian of All Time
AKA Micheal Phelps

I met the GOAT today!

by Swim g June 8, 2016

Dirty Goat

When a man desires his partner sit on his face after a bowl movement, and cleanse their area with his beard.

He wallowed in the dirty goat she had given him as her thick fecal matter permeated his gray goatee painting it a rich brown masterpiece.

by Synaptic4Play March 20, 2021

Goat Mash

A common situation, experience or every day activity that inexplicably becomes disorganized, confused or grossly fucked up.

We Goat Mashed the other team in gears of war 2

by pureownage54 December 21, 2008

Goat Cheese

Meaning, yeah, agreed, for real, literally or for sure. Rumoured to be a mishearing of fo wheeze which took a like of its own.

Guy 1 “wanna hang at mine later” Guy 2 “Goat cheese”

Guy1 “I hate this class” Guy 2 “ literal goat cheese bro”

by UrbanDictator? July 19, 2025

nasty goat

When one puts goat cheese on another’s genitals and scrapes it off with there foot.

Person a: yooooo I just got nasty goat last night: person b: that’s lit bro no way

by yopersboy March 10, 2021

Dildo goat

What you call a Bucko straight outta Buckinghamshire that looks like a goat straight outta farm and just loves his sex toys.

Sham that Ben guy is such a Dildo goat

by Mr Spunk July 18, 2016

harold goates

the best science teacher to walk this planet. no doubt about it.

"harold goates is the best teacher ever!!"

by bigman59583 February 13, 2024