Dutch muffin 2.0

The one’s capability of shitting in one others eyes and eating it, while doing so you hop on one’s penis twirl around then poop on that to.

“I love giving Dutch muffins 2.0.” Or “I’ll give you a Dutch muffin 2.0.”

by FunnyGirlb May 9, 2025

Dutch Bungle

The “Dutch Bungle” is a tenacious act one performs whilst participating in cunnilingus. The “Dutch Bungle” takes place as the bottom participant is face down ass up and the rear standing participant takes a damp stroopwafel and lays it betwixt the ass cheeks right above the rectum. The rear standing participant then ejaculates on the pastry, then using his penis, he stuffs it in the other individual creating a sort of cheese danish.

Yeah we wanted to get freaky so I gave that bitch a Dutch Bungle.

by AnneFranksPuss January 3, 2025

dutch Reacharound

While having oral sex you fart and make youre partner smell it

"I gave me husband a dutch reacharound last night"

by thereacharound November 2, 2022