choch willy

The conventional "wet willy" but.. instead if using spit... the finger is inserted into a wet vagina before going in the ear of the victim.

Holy shit man... I didn't do the dishes and my wife gave me a choch willy!

by thamightywhitey! March 11, 2019

willy lowman complex

a desire be well liked

guy 1: that guy is a total loser nobody likes him
guy 2: yea nobody likes him because he has a willy lowman complex

by qehdhavdgeg June 11, 2022

Willy touch

when you touch a mans willy towel you have willy touch stay away from people sithit

Kanye has the willy touch

by willy touch woman September 24, 2021

Kay willy

A person who grows trees out of her chimney stack. A person who is soo stupid that she thinks a period is a full stop. Avoid kay willy's at all cost.

A kay willy is huge

by anonymous October 3, 2020

WMS (willy's mayo spoon)

When your sick with the flu and think you are being brought medicine, but your friend gives you a spoon full of mayo instead.

I was so sick last night and cory brought me a fuckin WMS (willy's mayo spoon). Classic mayo spoon

by ZanksJuul September 17, 2017

Silly Willy

Lighter pseudo insult towards someone doing something stupid or nonsensical
Whatever your perverted mind can conjure up with the wet willy dry willy ear inserters.

Oh no you don't put it in there you silly willy!
Imma give you a silly willy babe

by Mr. fuck get me out of here June 7, 2018

willy sick

Sperm or semen.

Ready for my willy sick darling?

by Asthmatic Mule April 22, 2015