Zach

Not to be confused with any regular Zach, this queer boy writes songs about the boy, Christian, that he is in love with. He also wants that Christian boy to teach him how to ice skate. He also brags about the mass amounts of sex he had with his midget ex girlfriend. He also likes to get in random freshman's pants, but always fails. He looks very gay with his straightened hair.

Holy crap, Zach is STILL trying to get in my boyfriend's pants!

by lerar October 16, 2008

Zach

But sniffer

Zach is a but sniffer

by Clouds8080 May 7, 2019

Zach

A fucking savage #chiraq

nigga, Zach is with the shits.

by vmcbznxvczbnmzcvbnmczvbmncvnmb June 25, 2017

Zach

A Russian/muslim islamic ultra-terrorist who wants to work for nasa just so he can plant a bomb on the next space shuttle to the moon and kill every living thing on it. Nickname: the spastic

Zach, your jokes aren't funny. You fucking demented 4 year old born in Afghanistan.

by bigmanfunny4 October 28, 2019

Zach

Zach is the best person you'll ever meet. He's kind. Weird. Funny and cute..
OOF during sex he's a lil feisty (if you know what i mean)

Girl 1: Omg look at Zach hes a total bae

by Your Baby Zaddy December 10, 2018

Zach

Someone who wears ripped jeans and always has his knees out.

"Here's Zach with he's knees out again."
"Go put them away!!!"

by russiangeeza October 16, 2018

Zach

Zach C is a tall dickbag who cheats on girls, a person who is dependent on his mother 24/7 and someone who needs to learn that you can't just ask for a blow job... if a girl wants to give you a blow job she would probably do it without you asking...... duh. if you ever meet this guy, I'll say hes nice and seems really sweet as a FRIEND but girls be careful of him. Also not all Zach's are bad, there are some who are nice but still... be careful girls.

"who's Zach"

by ..hi November 1, 2018