Not to be confused with any regular Zach, this queer boy writes songs about the boy, Christian, that he is in love with. He also wants that Christian boy to teach him how to ice skate. He also brags about the mass amounts of sex he had with his midget ex girlfriend. He also likes to get in random freshman's pants, but always fails. He looks very gay with his straightened hair.
by lerar August 22, 2008
Zach is the best person you'll ever meet. He's kind. Weird. Funny and cute..
OOF during sex he's a lil feisty (if you know what i mean)
OOF during sex he's a lil feisty (if you know what i mean)
by Your Baby Zaddy December 10, 2018
He is a Jackass, asshole, and retard; essentially one who annoys everybody within a square mile of his location. He spells his name "Zach" because he wants attention over using the correct "Zack". He deserved to have his face slapped for every bad joke he uses and for every dickhead move he makes.
by A. Smartass January 30, 2019
by russiangeeza October 16, 2018
Zach C is a tall dickbag who cheats on girls, a person who is dependent on his mother 24/7 and someone who needs to learn that you can't just ask for a blow job... if a girl wants to give you a blow job she would probably do it without you asking...... duh. if you ever meet this guy, I'll say hes nice and seems really sweet as a FRIEND but girls be careful of him. Also not all Zach's are bad, there are some who are nice but still... be careful girls.
"who's Zach"
by ..hi November 01, 2018
A Russian/muslim islamic ultra-terrorist who wants to work for nasa just so he can plant a bomb on the next space shuttle to the moon and kill every living thing on it. Nickname: the spastic
by bigmanfunny4 October 29, 2019