Voyage of the Yawn Spreader

a. The event following a particularly contagious yawn, in which all persons in the vicinity cannot resist yawning themselves.

b. A phrase used in reaction to a boring speech, lecture, or conversation.
Sean passed his yawn to everyone in the freaking room just because he stayed out too late last night. It was like the fucking Voyage of the Yawn Spreader in there.

Don't even think about taking Jefferson's Public Administration class. It's just another Voyage of the Yawn Spreader. Everyone falls asleep within the first ten minutes.
by Alastairmaster June 20, 2011
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Cunt like a Hippo yawning

A girl with a vagina so badly damaged when she upens her legs it looks like a hippo with its mouth open.
Dude I was going down on her and took her panties off and I got scard I thought I was on the Discovery channel, She had a cunt like a Hippo yawning and it made a wierd noise at me.
by MERT July 01, 2012
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ever heard of Opin-yawns

A common phrase used in Youtube comment sections to sorta-kindly remind them that they should just shut up and remind them not everybody thinks like them
Person A : Even non-sex gacha sucks
Person B : Ever heard of opin-yawns?
by FoxCrescentRoll May 16, 2020
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The cheesiest move a guy can ever do. ever. You yawn, and lift up your arms in a streching move, then put your arm over her shoulder. One of the hardest moves to pull off.
I saw a guy do the Yawn-And-Put-The-Arm-Over-The-Shoulder Manouver in france next to the eiffel tower before, and I wanted to go and shake his hand. But I didn't want to ruin the moment.
by Spudman2k9 June 19, 2009
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Yawning Wookie

Hairs located on the butt hole that resemble the character Chewbacca (a wookie) from Star Wars, yawning
I need to shave down there, it looks like a yawning wookie.
by Shart Tale December 31, 2023
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Yawning at the park

Getting a handy dandy at the public park and covering it up with a yawn
by Gyat(level10) March 23, 2024
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Yawn maxing

When someone makes themselves yawn and suppresses said yawn to strengthen there jaw.
Your jaw looks so fine, have you been yawn maxing?
by Inland173shocker June 13, 2024
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