When you sneak into someone’s house and replace their toilet with an exact replica from Home Depot with a hole that’s too small for poop to go through
Person 1: Damn it! I thought I hired plumbers but instead they gave me the ol’ Rustlin’ Tim Robinson
Person 2: Get out of my house
Person 2: Get out of my house
by anonymous April 22, 2023

by brooke<33. February 12, 2022

by Catty harris May 27, 2018

Robinson-Crusoe: verb. To remain in the place where one is lost and create a new life there, surviving on available resources, rather than continuing to search for a way out.
He got lost last year in the Madre de Dios junhle , and when we found him, he was Robinson-Crusoeing right there where he’d gotten lost.
by The Paul They Couldn’t Kill December 29, 2023

Background is Gaelic, and is the highest standard when it comes to being one. Always splits the G, downs a pint when a brother cannot and will never back down a bar fight. Sadly he didn't make it pro due to lingering injuries like a tweaked earlobe and minor headaches.
P.S will also use a lame excuse to miss a hangout with the lads.
P.S will also use a lame excuse to miss a hangout with the lads.
Sorry bro, you know me, I'm Seamus Robinson, i can't get pints tonight because my knee hurts. Best of Luck
by Albert is very smart and hadso November 15, 2024

Mrs. Robinson
Frenemy of Phil Lester and Dan Howell and girls named Sarah.
A mature woman who is young at heart. She is unhappy with her life and seduces younger men in order to have something in her life that she can look forward to (funny definitions). Well, not all the young men, but one in particular, who has the initial that start with B, T, and M.
Frenemy of Phil Lester and Dan Howell and girls named Sarah.
A mature woman who is young at heart. She is unhappy with her life and seduces younger men in order to have something in her life that she can look forward to (funny definitions). Well, not all the young men, but one in particular, who has the initial that start with B, T, and M.
Mrs. Robinson: Hey, Sith Empire, you want me out of your life, but you can stop thinking about me. What gives?
Sith Empire: Bhahahaha! You wish! Crazy girl!
Mrs. Robinson: Oh, now I get it, you are the evil Sith Empire.
Sith Empire: We are the boss and you're just a roach!
Mrs. Robinson: Wow, I never experienced anything so weird and crazy.
Sith Empire: Bhahahaha! You wish! Crazy girl!
Mrs. Robinson: Oh, now I get it, you are the evil Sith Empire.
Sith Empire: We are the boss and you're just a roach!
Mrs. Robinson: Wow, I never experienced anything so weird and crazy.
by oohlalalaaaaaa12345 October 22, 2020
