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Valentine's Day

A.K.A Make Single People Sad Day. The day when lovers across the world have more sex than usual, also when single people get sad.
I hate Valentine's Day.
by old handle February 13, 2015
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Valentine's Day

A day hated by all single people everywhere.
"Ugh, I hate Valentine's Day."
by TheMagicalElfOfDarkness February 20, 2018
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Valentines Day

A date on February 14 that was setup by the government to pressure and scam couples buy presents such as flowers and chocolate to their significant other and thus pay more taxes. It's also a date where stores raise the prices of items that's commonly bought as gifts on that day to make the taxes even higher.

In societies in which taxes doesn't go to funding the army this is a pretty chill day since the hospitals and schools will get more funding from the government
"Man... I'm gonna be single on Valentines Day this year..."
"bruh. Fucking lonely ass"
by bamcki February 11, 2020
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Valentines Day

Basically a day where u get a fuck anyone named Caleb
“ it’s valentines can’t wait to fuck caleb”

- Valentines Day
by JuicyBalls February 14, 2022
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Valentines Day Massacre

Valentines Day Massacre
A sex move where a man goes on semen retention for a month before Valentine’s Day, then on Valentine’s Day, while she’s sucking his dick, he quickly ejaculates on his partner’s face while loudly making machine gun noises.
“Did you hear that Beckham committed The Valentine's Day Massacre?” “bro what the fuck is a valentines day massacre?”
by Johnheartlebob October 16, 2023
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Valentine's Day

I hate Valentine's day

Valentine's Day is coming, where's your boyfriend ?
by tchoupi February 10, 2020
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Valentines day

Example:
Me: wanna slay

Girl: it’s Valentine’s Day
Me: yeah have a play n slay
Girl: ok:)

Happy Valentines day
by Slickzupko February 11, 2022
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