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Valentine's Day

The day you give your main bitch some flowers and chocolates and take her out to dinner or the movies.
Babe, happy Valentine's Day! I'm broke today.
by docbac15 February 14, 2014
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Valentine’s Day

A day dedicated to chocolate, flowers, and butt sex.
Are you ready for Valentine’s Day?” *grabs lube
by Mini aspirin January 28, 2021
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valentines day

the biggest scam of a holiday ever. made to make singles, much like me feel like shit and extremely lonely.
best friend: yo bro are you ready for valentines day?
me: fuck no
by friendly neighborhood italian February 8, 2020
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[valentine's day]

A day where everyone give chocolate to their love ones.

A day when the single man is going to be sad... Or find a slut to fucked
by Your dad's lesbian January 29, 2020
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Valentine's day

A lonely holiday for alot of people unless you count your homies, you are truly lonely when they pick each other and not you though
Jamal:happy Valentine's day bruh
Damajai: can't now nigga Tyrone already already claimed me
Jamal:fuck you nigga
by Not_here_stop February 15, 2018
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Valentines’ Day Mudslide

When a man is performing anal sex on a woman, and in the middle of the act, the woman experiences a bout of explosive diarrhea caused by their valentines date to a local Mexican restaurant.
Ashley gave me a valentines’ day mudslide after our date to Hacendia.
by MFTJ February 14, 2021
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Valentines day

Another word for saying tap n gap for a whole day…keen?
Me: wanna be my valentines?
Girl: ew no

Valentines day
by Slickzupko February 11, 2022
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