When you get your significant other pregnant on Valentine's Day without them realizing, (or vise versa getting pregnant without them knowing)
It's a sick prank, but hopefully 9 months later it won't be so bad!
It's a sick prank, but hopefully 9 months later it won't be so bad!
John: "What are you getting Lucy for V-Day, dude?"
Fabio: "Flowers and chocolate! And a Valentine's Day Surprise, but she won't find out about that for a few months."
John: "Yo! I was a Valentine's Day Surprise to my Dad!"
Fabio: "Flowers and chocolate! And a Valentine's Day Surprise, but she won't find out about that for a few months."
John: "Yo! I was a Valentine's Day Surprise to my Dad!"
by Smirking and Crying Alone September 30, 2019
Person 1: look it’s a couple they make me feel so single
Person 2: I know right. WAIT! It’s Valentine’s Day you know what that means
Person 1: you bet I do
Person 2: I know right. WAIT! It’s Valentine’s Day you know what that means
Person 1: you bet I do
by ||_S1MP_|| January 27, 2021
by Mini aspirin January 28, 2021
“I want to celebrate Valentine’s day with my boyfriend who’s not my boyfriend but also is my boyfriend.”
by un k n o w n January 31, 2022
Valentine’s Day
Other day to be alone
And knowing that your not loved,
See many couples who are happy together…
Other day to be alone
And knowing that your not loved,
See many couples who are happy together…
by Aloneness January 02, 2022
Single nigga holiday , a day to enjoy one’s peace of mind and stable life and not have to worry about a cheating nigga or a cheating bitch.
by Patrickfrm704 February 11, 2022
Valentines Day Massacre
A sex move where a man goes on semen retention for a month before Valentine’s Day, then on Valentine’s Day, while she’s sucking his dick, he quickly ejaculates on his partner’s face while loudly making machine gun noises.
A sex move where a man goes on semen retention for a month before Valentine’s Day, then on Valentine’s Day, while she’s sucking his dick, he quickly ejaculates on his partner’s face while loudly making machine gun noises.
“Did you hear that Beckham committed The Valentine's Day Massacre?” “bro what the fuck is a valentines day massacre?”
by Johnheartlebob October 17, 2023