During oral copulation, the gag reflex kicks in simultaneously with ejaculation, causing the jizz to flow retrograde out the nasal passage creating a trumpet like sounds.
by AMFK August 1, 2019
Get the Nasal trumpetmug. This one time at band camp, I was eating out this Disney loving whore and she face trumpeted all over my face.
by IrishHandGranade February 7, 2014
Get the face trumpetmug. An individual prone to frequent squeaky flatulence, such that they sound like they're playing a trumpet with their arse 🎺💨
by The Big Haggis June 29, 2016
Get the trumpet arsemug. by clunge king April 26, 2009
Get the clunge trumpetmug. originated on the television show "Futurama" by Zapp Brannigan's assistant Kif
used to express extreme dissapointment
used to express extreme dissapointment
by hans strudlehiemer January 17, 2008
Get the monkey trumpetsmug. (Noun)
1) In marching band, the best section there ever was. The lead part. Without this section, there is NOTHING. If you are a trumpet player, you are the best
2) Most are cocky, love to show off, and are up the band directors ass and get what they want.
1) In marching band, the best section there ever was. The lead part. Without this section, there is NOTHING. If you are a trumpet player, you are the best
2) Most are cocky, love to show off, and are up the band directors ass and get what they want.
by sokerguy16 November 13, 2005
Get the Trumpet Playermug. "Having done no work this year I doubt I'll get into university, but whatever the future holds for me it'll probably be slightly better than killing myself now, so bring on the trumpets."
by CYBERFLIRTATIONISAWORD February 21, 2009
Get the Bring On The Trumpetsmug.