Chris

He’s fucking retarded

Chris you fucking dumbass

by Irl. Chris June 18, 2020

Chris

A selfish, lying, stubborn, cheating, stoner/skater boy who's parents dont want him. He thinks he's all that and a bag of chips. But in reality he's worth nothing. He cheats on every girl he dates. He insults peoples parents. He deals drugs. Looks like he has pubic hair growing on his head. Chris deserves nothing.

look chris cheated on his girlfriend...again

by Beauy August 20, 2020

Chris

doesn't have weed it's just a crayon

CHRIS IS THAT A WEED
no it's just a crayon
IM CALLING THE POLICE
911 whats your emergency

by wertyuioplkjhgfdsazxcvbnm October 9, 2020

Chris

Usually Mexican and Gay Like Fortnite play Cold war wayyy to much

Chris Gay AF

by MomIWannaGoHOme June 7, 2021

Chris

In short, for Christian, Chris is an excellent person to be around, especially with a surname that starts with 'R,' which stands for Romantic. Rarely have 'F' as a middle name, which stands for Funny. Christian F---- R--------- will be the ideal human being in anyone's life. Especially ones with blue eyes and curly hair are almost extinct. So Please grab hold tight on them when you encounter one.

me: hahhhhh I think I am in love with his big blue eyessssssssssssss...... he is so romantic and funnyyyyyy............
friend A: OMG is his name Chris?
friend B: Dont tell me his surname starts with R and middle name with F?????????
me: Shut up!!!!!!! How do you guys know!!!!!!!

by KoreanHotPotato November 23, 2021

Chris

(a) A brilliant, perfectly shaped penis sometimes sold on the black market.

exp1."John Holmes had quite the chris on him."

"Yeah,you dont see many people with chris like that anymore."

exp2."Im telling you girl that boy has some good chris!"

by ghettomomalover February 3, 2010

Chris

Fuckboy

Chris is a fgt fuckboy tbh.

by fgtprincess January 21, 2015