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Titanic Theory

An event that has taken place resulting in risk of injure, injure or loss of life where a problem was spotted prior to the event which could have been prevented and was forewarned but left ignored or unrectified, but fixed after the fact.
Friend: "I kept telling my about the leaking freezer but he failed to fix it and he got sued by a customer for slipping on it and he fixed it yesterday."
Me:"that is a classic case of what I call the Titanic theory."

White Star Line was neglect and Knew there was not enough lifeboats for all the passengers and crew of the Titanic. (this is the origin case of the Titanic theory)

The Titanic was designed to carry 32 life boats but this number was reduced to the 20 lifeboats because White Star Line felt that the deck would be too cluttered.
by Michael Hannon September 16, 2008
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armored titan

A beast of a titan from the anime tv show "attack on titan" who is capable of destroying the gates in the wall
Armored titan: rrruuuuhhhhhhhhh!!!
Soldiers: RUN, CLOSE THE GATE!!!
by ET-HAN123 April 21, 2017
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Titanic Guido

The Guido dressed in all white seen near the end of Titanic. He stays with Jack and Rose till the ship sinks. You can see him zoomed all the way out standing on top of the boat. He is a BEAST!
Look at that Titanic Guido, I wonder if he got away alive?!
by BOSSMANDREW September 16, 2010
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titanic cock

A cock so big when you put it in your wife, it plays the sad violin song from the Titanic.
1. Hey Johnny, can I suck on your Titanic Cock?
2. Damn Manny, can you please slow down with that Titanic Cock? I can hear Jack already...
3. Darn my niGhA dAts WOnn PHAT aZZ CawK
by StardustGalaxy7 September 24, 2018
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Titan Grip

Used to describe an excruciatingly tight handjob, often recieved from a lady of masculine physique.
Hospital man: so how exactly did you break your dick?

Luke: it started hurting after this $3 hooker gave me a handjob in my yarris

Hospital man: hmmm looks like titan grip too me
by jonzo89 March 11, 2011
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Kpop Titans

a term used to describe the k-pop boy group 'Tomorrow X Together
by moa<3 January 28, 2022
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titan ick

The uneasy feeling you get when boarding a submarine built with DIY parts from Home Depot's bargain bin.
Suleman felt the Titan ick coming on strong as he boarded the titan submarine.
by CIAbutNor June 25, 2023
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