TikTok

The literally most weirdest place on your IPhone besides the old version of it.

TikTok Girl: hIT or MiSS OwO
TikTok Boy: I LiKE oREos aNd pus-
doesn’t use TikTok: oh hell no.

by onyxx February 10, 2019

TikTok

An app that was called into existence by an unmerciful god. This is a place where middle schoolers and high school freshmen lip sync, dance, and overall try to act sexy all set to lame trash music. You can imagine how cringe this is. If your a girl, you MUST wear small tight fitting clothing that doesn’t cover your stomach (this is a requirement) and shows off your ass and tits, even if your 12. You also must apply about ten thousand pounds of make up and at least ten filters. Also consider a script and drinking a few shots before filming. If your a dude, you cannot wear a shirt, you must bite your lip, male puppy dog eyes, and try to make your hair look semi cute. Also consider snorting a line of coke before you film, and oh yeah, your gonna want a script. I’m sure your just cringing at the thought of it.

Joe: “Yeah I just downloaded TikTok, it’s pretty sweet, yo you wanna see my first vid.”
Bob: “Yes, hello officer, yeah I’d like to place a restraining order.”

by Falcon2004 December 31, 2019

TikTok

An absolute aids video sharing app that you found off YouTube, but now when you download it for a funny joke you actually enjoy it.It’s bursting full of thots like a fucking black widow spider egg

You’ll probably see more skin on there then at your middle school dance

“Man that TikTok you sent me last night was funny

by Sub2Derpyogurtoruwilldie December 9, 2019

Tiktok

A useless app that melts teenager's brains. Usually used by brainless 13-17 year olds. Famous for getting credit for most of the songs that are available. Used for showing talentless dances that just make you seem stupid. It can be helpful with life hacks, but other than that, it seems to drive most sane people crazy. Makes teenagers want to learn dances with songs filled with hate, murder, and r*pe. It also makes teens act inappropriately and curse a lot. Makes girls accuse people of racism aimlessly then ask for the accused person to kill themselves, even if they are with in that race. Makes teen girls think they are activists, even though they are racist themselves. It should be banned all around the world.

Adam: Plays a really good song
Tiktoker: OMG, THEY STOLE THAT FROM TIKTOK
OR
Person: Why is that 12 year old girl half naked and squatting on the street to a song about r*pe?
Other Person: I think she's moaning right now.
Girl: *walks over and makes a "sksksk" sound and hits them on the head with a hydroflask* *screeches* I WAS MAKING A TIKTOK YOU RACIST JERK!
OR
Asian Guy: I love chinese noodles
Tiktok girl: YOU'RE SO RACIST, GO AND DIE

by plastic.blue.hairbrush January 31, 2021

tiktok

an app where people create 15-60 second videos trying to be funny. Some of them are entertaining and some of them are corny. You also learn ALOT more things on there then you do in school. I recommend it.

“ hey bro why are you always on your phone In school now? “
Other person...
“ cause I’m watching tiktoks, and learning more then when I’m in school.”

by Pancake_eater9 October 23, 2019

Tiktok

Tiktok is a platform that u can create and post content for likes and views and shares

Tiktok is good

by Render flame on tiktok November 13, 2020

Tiktok

Tiktok is very every teenager spends 4 hours of their day after a long day of school. Tiktok consists of 45 year old men hitting the woah. The people who are actually relatively funny and make good content. The gamers. The vsco girls. The e-girls. And the people who just make videos to embarrass themselves. Then of course, there's us the viewers. We're the ones that are either wondering why we watched 15 second videos for 5 hours and why our homework isn't done, or why this app is free.

What's tiktok?

Tiktok?! You've never heard of Tiktok?

nope.

It's the most chaotic app ever.

by Dhhdna November 2, 2019