Quote the Stoat

To tell a fib or to make something up.

To paraphrase so outrageously that all likeness to the original comment is lost.

To invent statistics from thin air.
Don't quote the stoat with me. - Said to someone you believe to be telling a lie.

I might be Quoting the stoat here, but 87.3% of all statistics are made up on the spot. - Said when you are inventing statistics from thin air.
by eviljoy January 13, 2010
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hood quote

when u in the hood and yo thug brother say something slatty and pushing p
"That’s pushing P the ocky way 😭"

You: That's definitely a hood quote
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signature quote

A signature quote is a quote that can fit on one or two lines, so you can add it as a part of your signature block after your (user) name to the end of an e-mail message, Usenet article, or forum post.
Basically the equivalent of wearing a t-shirt with a slogan or having a bumper sticker attached to your car.
"I just love your signature quote."
"What's-his-name has the coolest signature quote."

"That has to be the coolest signature quote ever!"
"Don't you just hate sappy signature quotes?"
by ninotchka2 August 18, 2014
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The Quote Effect

When you post something on Twitter and someone quotes you, you reply with something that makes you look even stupider than what the original post said.
Zak quoted Andres on why he thinks Chrollo is mid, so Andres replied and made himself even more of an embarrassment. Andres experienced The Quote Effect.
by kirasucks_ September 11, 2020
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Rooster quote

It is also "Rooster argument". The origin comes from the callsign of Bradley Bradshaw "Rooster" from movie Top Gun: Maverick. In the movie, Rooster and his pilot Pete "Maverick" Mitchell escape a hostile airbase using a F-14A Tomcat before being intercepted by a pair of 5th-Generation Sukhoi Su-57 Felon fighters. Maverick says that the F-14A objectively cannot handle a 5th-Gen fighter but Rooster refutes by dropping the famous quote: "It's not the plane, it's the pilot". (Rooster also said this earlier in the film where he got furious towards Maverick pulling out his papers in the academy.)

A lot of the people who are into military aviation (especially in video games) who debate the 'hard factors' of an aircraft (i.e. debating the flight performance of the F-86F vs MiG-15bis) will usually use this quote to refute the argument based on their skill or in general. Completely ignoring the point of the argument just so they feel better.
Kyle: "According to the data I gathered, this plane has a better thrust to weight ratio and turn rate than this other plane..."
Tim: "Doesn't matter. It depends on who is flying it."
Kyle: "Are you really gonna drop the Rooster quote?"
by StarBeatShuwa-APFSDSType10 December 12, 2022
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Chump's Quote

The act of getting a car quote only because you wanted to flirt with the salesman.
Larry went to the dealership to get a chump's quote only because he wanted to see his crush, Bob, one more time. Now they have been dating each other...
by nittanylion95 June 03, 2021
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Chump's Quote

The act of going to a car dealership for a fake quote because you want to flirt with the salesman.
Bob went back to the BMW dealership for a chump's quote and ended up getting Jim's phone number, now they're dating.
by nittanylion95 June 04, 2021
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