Triple Kirks

A pub in which students habitat when avoiding history lectures

"We have a history lecture next"
"Lets go to the Triple Kirks"

by B.E. (the best) December 17, 2008

kirk colombano

Being defined: Kirk Colombano, usually with a first name of Elsa or Elisa, consistently flirts with boys. Usually short, around 5 feet and blond, with European ancestry. Has manboobs.

Kirk Colombano being defined as a flirter

by Hehevdhhajwndbdb March 22, 2020

Kirk Hammett

Most overrated guitarist in history. Plenty of speed but no substance. His phrasing is a joke, his vibrato nervous and grating. He is also incapable of bending a note in tune.

Replaced the infinitely superior Dave Mustaine in the early days of Metallica.

Beloved by those who have no imagination or are tone deaf.

"I have perfect pitch so listening to a Kirk Hammett solo is like nails on a blackboard."

by westcoastjonny February 4, 2010

Kirk Cousins

The best and most clutch QB in the NFL

Kirk Cousins is better than Patrick Mahomes, Tom Brady, Drew Brees, Andrew Luck, and many more!

by KirkCousinsistheGOAT March 11, 2019

kirk culler

An annoying nigger

“Damn, Kirk Culler really sucks at teaching”

by Bitecerlery April 6, 2017

kirk hammet

The hugely talented lead guitarist for the band Metallica. Not the greatest guitarist in the world (despite what musically ignorant 10 year olds believe) but very fast and good at licking James Hetfield's boots.

The first song that Kirk Hammet wrote for Metallica was Enter Sandman which sucked. He should just play the main solos and let Hetfield write them.

by nfdfdf December 30, 2004

kirk hammett

Guitarist for metal band metallica. Started guitar at age 15 playing in a few bands, most famous are probably exodus, he then was asked to join metallica.

A famous guitarist in the metal world, even though he isn't very impressive, most of his guitar solos are very average and he is praised only because metallica are the most famous metal band.

For some other better metal guitarists, listen to marty friedman or dimebag darrell

Kirk Hammett is not an amazing guitarist

by Junglemanchild June 8, 2005