salon hopper

Somebody who goes from salon to salon, or hair-dresser to hair-dresser to get their hair done but complain they don't like it every single time and get their money back so their bum ass never pays for getting their hair done.
Yo did you hear what Kayt does when she has no money to get her hair done? That bitch is a salon hopper!
by Mcama38 January 18, 2014
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Brownie Hopper

When a person hops from hole to hole (typically used in anal sex) in a friend group.
Yo, that brownie hopper last night knew what she was doing.

I know man, we did anal last night!
by Kylah h December 03, 2021
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Goomba Hopper

A person who jumps between dicks as if they were mario scoring extra points for chaining stomps together on goombas one after another.
That goomba hopper left me for somebody else. Already had a new dick lined up ready to go.
by Psylen April 26, 2022
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hole hopper

When you remove your penis from a vagina, place it into the butt, and then return it home to the vagina.
Omg, Jimmy! I didn't know you were a hole hopper, I would have never bought you that kit-kat bar had I known!
by MizzNewishBooty September 04, 2015
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Mop Hopper

1. (noun) Any member of the US Navy, who, after long periods at sea, tires of his 'hot-bunk' buddy, and starts raping hot mops as a source of sexual gratification.

2. (very) To sexually assault a hot, wet, steaming mop.
May it please the court, this video clearly shows the defendant repeatedly, and with much vigor, sexually assaulting a mop, in the hallway. The defendant is, in fact, a Mop Hopper.
by boppa23 July 20, 2011
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Pussy hopper

When a man jumps from women to women in little time only for there pleasure
When offset is a pussy hopper when he cheated on cardi B
by Queen Kitea March 02, 2018
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mckenna hopper

is answer sweet person and a person that will make you happy when ebery you are feeling down the best girl in the whole world.
by YoYo what up January 04, 2018
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