grenade man

In a group of your friends, the guy designated to taking the fat chick, so your friends can get with her much hotter (not fat) friends.

Beth and Clarissa are hot, but they always hang out with that fat grenade chick... Better get Mike to be our grenade man. After all, fat chicks need love, too.

by Big Red AF January 20, 2007

sweat grenade

Someone who sweats profusely. Fat boys are sweat grenades when active.

I was a sweat grenade after that workout yesterday.

by Atomic Johnny March 30, 2005

sit on the grenade

1. After the man in the black pajamas throws a grenade in the middle of your unit, the sacrificial act of covering the grenade with your body in order to shield your comrades from the blast.
2. To occupy (especially through sexual activity) a hot chick's ugly friend so that your friend can score with the hot one

Bill: I need you to sit on the grenade
Jim: No way, I wouldn't even give that girl a hot carl.

by Jake E. Pants July 15, 2002

plasma grenade

n. The lesser of the two grenades in the game series "Halo". Newbs like to assume that because these grenades 'stick' to enemies that they are better grenades than fragmentation grenades, but any expierenced player can easily avoid them. They lack the 'grenade bounce' effect of frag grenades and therefore are less aesthetic in their usage. The most effective implementation of the plasma grenade is to through a 'hidden' one behind a corner that an enemy will soon approach so they do not see it. This will most likely kill the enemy given that most players seem to hug walls when turning corners and anyone within a 3 foot radius of the plasma grenade will automatically be killed.

Newb: *throughs plasma grenade at sniper*
Pro: *unscoping every two secounds alows him to see approaching grenade* "Haha, fuking newb"
Newb: "Oh, Shit!" *sniped in teh face*
Pro: *notices approaching enemy, tosses plasma behind corner, proceeds to snipe*
Newb: *"Haha, I'll assasinate 'im"* "WTF IS THAT" *killed by Pro by correct usage of plasma grenade*

by Weapon X Ultimate February 07, 2006

latex grenade

Cumming into a condom and filling it with air then popping it on a girl's face.

"Dude I gave Chelsea a latex grenade last night."

by latexgrenademaster August 25, 2014

Facebook Grenade

A person that is not your significant other that you are friends with on Facebook that is always liking/commenting on everything that you write regardless of if it is something that they find amusing or interesting. Originated by Steven Garcia

Man I got this Facebook Grenade that has been liking and commenting on everything that I put on Facebook!

by lilg210 October 27, 2011

Catching Grenades

Catching Grenades- Always ending up with the ugly friend of the group.

T- Hey ladies whats up

T to C- I got dibs on the right one

C to S- I got dibs on the left one

S to T and C- I get the ugly one in the middle? Man I hate Catching Grenades

by SchmittyBalls 17 February 11, 2011