Dick Funk

The unfortunate condition some middle to late aged men find both problematic and often quite embarrassing EXAMPLE. Even though Chad was taking Viagra he still could not hold an erection Chad is the unfortunate victim of Dick Funk

Man did you hear about Chad? He's got Dick Funk bad

by SMD111 July 10, 2017

funk thunder

When you're in a funk and someone tries to top it with their reason for why they're in a worse funk.

I was talking about what a funk I was in when Carolyn interrupted and stole my funk thunder by saying she had been in a worse mood herself.

by superann21 August 2, 2016

Funk monster

People or things that are not fresh.

Damn what's that smell?!! Looks like the funk monster don' cast a spell.

by Ree and Chena April 23, 2003

p funk

Pure, uncut Funk, the Bomb; also Parliament-Funkadelic
(see FUNK)

keep funkin the p funk and you will understand

by bootsy collins April 16, 2003

funk metal

A hybrid genre of funk and metal charactrezied by funk-like beats, metallic guitar riffs, prominent bass, and occasionally rap. Funk metal was created and rose to popularity on a timeline similar to that of grunge. One of the earliest forms of alternative metal.

Examples: Rage Against the Machine, Faith No More, Living Colour, Primus, some Red Hot Chili Peppers, etc.

-This is good music. The bassline is complex and groovy but the guitarist is tapping and shredding like a madman.
-Yeah, that's funk metal.

by Smokey Q. Rivers June 26, 2008

funk flow

Mack, or ability to seduce women. General sexual appeal. Coined by Biggie Smalls in his hit song, One More Chance.

Here we go, here we go, but I'm not Domino
I got the funk flow to make your drawers drop slow

-Notorious B.I.G.

by Mayor AL January 14, 2009

Nut Funk

The term used to describe the unpleasant odor of sweaty, unwashed testicles after a few days.

"Man I got to take a shower, I don't want Krissy smelling the nut funk"

by Matt December 5, 2003