by _Hxdsnn_ July 26, 2020
Get the Evamug. by JamalJunk December 17, 2008
Get the evamug. A fuckwit, spoilt bitch! Flirts with boys that are in relationships and leads everyone one. Smokes weed at parties, shows up "fashionable late", tells secrets to others to seem cool.
Then will message you to say sorry when she has no friends lol
Then will message you to say sorry when she has no friends lol
Invitation states, "all invited, only rule
Is don't be an Eva"
Mum- "would you like a smoothie for breakfast Eva?"
Eva- "FOR FUCK SAKE YOU CANT DO ANYTHING RIGHT MUM, I HATE YOU"
Is don't be an Eva"
Mum- "would you like a smoothie for breakfast Eva?"
Eva- "FOR FUCK SAKE YOU CANT DO ANYTHING RIGHT MUM, I HATE YOU"
by Pussy pussy pussy April 24, 2018
Get the Evamug. The palest fucker you'll ever meet. Like does she even go outside????? Omg she's so pale
Her hair literally looks like a bunch of curly fries. Not the good curly fries tho like the semi-burnt ones at the bottom of the bag
Her eyes are blue-green but who honestly gives a shit lmao
Likes the taste of blood, but has hemophobia. Seeing her own blood and small amounts of forgein blood is fine tho
Has a Littlest Pet Shop collection.
Usually on Tumblr or YouTube. Her Tumblr consists of little things she draws and shitposts.
Shops at Hot Topic a lot because she's a chucklefuck. Reads a lot of manga
Nickname is Eevee, as in the pokémon
Her hair literally looks like a bunch of curly fries. Not the good curly fries tho like the semi-burnt ones at the bottom of the bag
Her eyes are blue-green but who honestly gives a shit lmao
Likes the taste of blood, but has hemophobia. Seeing her own blood and small amounts of forgein blood is fine tho
Has a Littlest Pet Shop collection.
Usually on Tumblr or YouTube. Her Tumblr consists of little things she draws and shitposts.
Shops at Hot Topic a lot because she's a chucklefuck. Reads a lot of manga
Nickname is Eevee, as in the pokémon
Bobby: O shit look at dat it's Eva
Jimmy: Holy fuck is she glowing? She's so pale
Timmy: Her hair looks like Arby's curly fries wtf
Jimmy: Holy fuck is she glowing? She's so pale
Timmy: Her hair looks like Arby's curly fries wtf
by lil-miss-eevee July 12, 2017
Get the Evamug. eva is a stupid ass fucking name like who named their kid eva it’s so dumb eva is a dumbass and the least liked out of ur whole group soemtimes shes fuxking hilarious but other days her jokes are terrible and average eva has black or dark brown hair and abnormally large dimples who ever has this name should just get it changed or jump off a bridge :) <3
elena: guys eva is not funny
everyone else in the friend group: yes we agree
eva: *morphs into ed sheeran *
everyone else: gasp
jessica: ew she was ed sheeran all along no wonder why she was so unlikable
elena: eva this is not a joke pls hit me and this is a threat xoxo
everyone else in the friend group: yes we agree
eva: *morphs into ed sheeran *
everyone else: gasp
jessica: ew she was ed sheeran all along no wonder why she was so unlikable
elena: eva this is not a joke pls hit me and this is a threat xoxo
by obamacare69420 July 7, 2021
Get the evamug. Eva is a great friend although very crazy very great periodt.
Now That were alone She is very crazy but I am interesting you have an interesting friendship and you always stick up for you even if you have a fight with her she will tell a secret but not your biggest secret. Very very annoying in a fun way but very annoying hiya!! Okay well I am my best friend Eva just told me off for writing this so if you sorry about that if you have any evas in your life make sure to keep them close and not lose them!
Now That were alone She is very crazy but I am interesting you have an interesting friendship and you always stick up for you even if you have a fight with her she will tell a secret but not your biggest secret. Very very annoying in a fun way but very annoying hiya!! Okay well I am my best friend Eva just told me off for writing this so if you sorry about that if you have any evas in your life make sure to keep them close and not lose them!
by Llama P June 29, 2020
Get the Evamug. She is literally the most beautiful, nice, cute person you can ever met. Also Eva is super funny, when you are with her its garantied that you'll get a great time.
If Eva loves you DO NOT LOSE HER... she's a precious girl. And she is the best friend you can never have in your life so...
by Sam bro December 11, 2020
Get the Evamug.