1 definition by obamacare69420

eva is a stupid ass fucking name like who named their kid eva it’s so dumb eva is a dumbass and the least liked out of ur whole group soemtimes shes fuxking hilarious but other days her jokes are terrible and average eva has black or dark brown hair and abnormally large dimples who ever has this name should just get it changed or jump off a bridge :) <3
elena: guys eva is not funny
everyone else in the friend group: yes we agree
eva: *morphs into ed sheeran *
everyone else: gasp
jessica: ew she was ed sheeran all along no wonder why she was so unlikable

elena: eva this is not a joke pls hit me and this is a threat xoxo
by obamacare69420 July 7, 2021
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