dong hit

Getting your cocked sucked

Todd: RyMan this girl gave me a shity ass dong hit
RyMan: What did you expect she had horse teeth

by Keepurheadup January 13, 2009

wonky-dong

The epitome of cool and/or extreme.

"Kim Jong-un's fashion sense is wonky-dong."

by dontcallmeash June 27, 2014

dong hammer

A word for a rather larg dick.

She gazed at my Dong Hammer befor putting it in her mouth.

Man put your Dong hammer away befor you put an eye out.

I wish I had a nice Dong Hammer

by air-ric March 12, 2014

Song Dong

Someone who listens to shit music

“You like that song? Ew, you’re a song dong!”

by CheeksMagee June 5, 2019

dong knock

To hit someone quite hard in the penis area, aka the dong.

Did Aegean just get dong knocked?!?!
YES IT WAS AWESOME!!!

by Breydon November 14, 2006

Dong Fiddler

1) One who plays the skin flute or meat pipe.

2) One who takes great pleasure in playing with flesh bats.

Mouse: Hey Sal, your hair smells good...

Sal: Hey! Back off dong fiddler!

Mouse: I just wanted to be close to you! By the way, You look great in uniform...

by Sal-Da-Longshanks November 21, 2010

Dong Daiquiri

when you order a drink at a fancy restaurant and the make you a daiquiri and stir it with their penis.<3

anthony went to hooters and ordered a dong daiquiri

by limonade April 19, 2009