Homecuming Weekend

When upperclassmen college girls revert back the their whorish frosh tendencies upon the return of male recent alumni to campus.

Pharmacy Technician (Saturday morning): What happened last night at that college next door?? Plan-B is flying off the shelf this morning!

Pharmacist: Must be Homecuming Weekend...

by Bobby Burncoat October 31, 2012

Weekend-itis

A sick day on either side of your normal days off causing your weekend to swell.

I came down with weekend-itis when Friday got in the way of my three day weekend.

by Finzano07 April 28, 2012

Weekend Juul

A juul tHat is strictly used for weekend festivities with “the boys”. Usually used out at the bars or nightclubs.

Yo bro, did you bring your weekend Juul out with you tonight? Heard there’s gonna be a ton of talent at the bars.

by Brodude453 May 14, 2018

Haircut Weekend

(n): that time period after which you return to your normal routine of work or school usually after the weekend and you see an extraordinary amount of people have received a haircut; most commonly observed after breaks or three-day weekends

Person A: "Dude! There's like three people in this class that got a haircut this weekend. WTFFFFF"

Person B: "Yes, and it's not surprising; President's Day often brings about the phenomenon widely known as Haircut Weekend...and thank you for noticing MY haircut...douche."

by 4n4nn1 August 16, 2012

weekend farmer

A city slicker trying to raise farm animals in a metro/suburb area. Not to be confused with the common gardening and cultivation of vegetables and fruits. Raising a menagerie of different types of pets for food or as a hobby.

My in laws are now retired and they are becoming weekend farmers, by raising miniature pigs and fancy chickens in their backyard.

by Neoking CAWL September 28, 2013

Weekend song

The song that you're totally into for one week. At the end it's the best song right now.

John: Man, you've been listening to Franz Ferdinand's new song for days
Paul: Sorry, it's my weekend song

by Intredan March 6, 2009

Weekend Warrior

Weekend Warrior's first and most relevant use of weekend warrior was coined in the regular (full-time) army as a disparaging/derogatory reference to the National Guard from as far back as the Vietnam War.

Oh no, check it out Sergeant, here come the weekend warriors. Corporal, it looks like we're on babysitting duty.

by Upsidedowner1 February 4, 2019